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		<title>Doing it in the Name of Sci-ənce</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls. I have an announcement: &#160; As of last Wednesday, my new web comic endeavor&#160;Sci-ənce, has been launched! The new page was born out of a need to focus this site as a portfolio and not scare potential clients and employers away when I use bad words and post [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lets Not Get Polio for Christmas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE:&#160;AMC has announced that they will not be airing the PSA in their theaters! Huzzah!&#160; &#34;Thank you all for your feedback. I know there&#39;s a lot of passion shared on this thread today and I apologize for the short delay in response here. I want to assure everyone that AMC has no plans to air [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Science &gt; Media</title>
		<description><![CDATA[TL;DR I feel like the last few times I have ranted about something (on Facebook rather than my blog, regrettably) it has been about news media dropping the ball and performing gross journalistic negligence. LA Missile anyone? Here was an incident where a helicopter pilot saw a perfectly explainable optical illusion, and the media RAN [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The End of Summer is the Coming of New Things</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;&#160;September 1st is tomorrow and that means many things. Mainly that August is over, and by its Gregorian extension, so is summer. But really, we all know it&#39;s going to be damn hot for a good month or so still. But when a season ends and yields to a new one, it allows you to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://maki.page8productions.com/archives/1510</link>
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		<title>Squinty McGee</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Few people know this, but I&#39;m telling the truth when I tell you that I wear glasses. Not in the present tense or anything like that. More like in the way of saying&#160;&#34;His corneas are ellipses, so he needs glasses&#34;. Again, not in the present tense though. I don&#39;t wear them currently. They are not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Choke.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; The other day Audrey handed me a monster specimen of a cherry tomato and warned me not to choke on it. The first image that came to me was what you see in the most recent comic. The thought of some oxymoronically sized nightshade being eaten in the completely wrong manner was too good [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://maki.page8productions.com/archives/1332</link>
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		<title>Really? Breathing Poo Gas?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This image was brought to my attention by my good friend&#160;Brett. &#160; In case it is not immediately apparent, the man pictured, due to some circumstance which is depriving him of breathable air, has inserted a siphon past the water trap of his toilet in order to tap his plumbing for sweet, sweet oxygen. You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s the Toxoplasma Gondi, I SWEAR.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Audrey wants a portrait of the cats for her cube. I had to start with Ferdinand. No offense to Eddie, but he&#39;s easy. Ferd&#39;s so damaged, but proud, it presented an immediate challenge in capturing his likeness.&#160; Shit. I&#39;m talking about a cat&#8230; I leave for upstate New York tomorrow afternoon, and since I&#39;m not [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://maki.page8productions.com/archives/1280</link>
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		<title>WHAT DOES IT MEEEEE-EEEEEEE-EEEME?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Obscure?&#160;Maybe.&#160;Relevant?&#160;You bet Frank Pacholski&#39;s quivering buttock it is. &#160;]]></description>
		<link>http://maki.page8productions.com/archives/1245</link>
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		<title>Too Hot to Sleep&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So here are some birds&#8230;]]></description>
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