There’s no warning. No way to prepare. He steps in like a ghost and leaves only when the walls are dripping with poo and your Grandmother has fainted in sheer embarassment. He’s Ozgur, a Turkish expatriate and Matt’s only friend. In the original Asphalt cartoon, Oz spent the episode egging Matt to jump off his roof and making fun of a kid with down syndrome. He’s just that kind of guy. Don’t get him wrong though, he isn’t racist. He hates all of you people.

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