Introducing the first contest ever here on The Bard! Well, its like a contest anyway. It more of a ‘Do it for the lulz’ event. With some prizes if I can dig some gems from my collection of…well… stuff. Anyway, the directions are simple: Download the image above, photoshop some boring stuff in the first panel, then hilarity into the third. There are no rules. Get out there and make me some content!

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There’s no warning. No way to prepare. He steps in like a ghost and leaves only when the walls are dripping with poo and your Grandmother has fainted in sheer embarassment. He’s Ozgur, a Turkish expatriate and Matt’s only friend. In the original Asphalt cartoon, Oz spent the episode egging Matt to jump off his roof and making fun of a kid with down syndrome. He’s just that kind of guy. Don’t get him wrong though, he isn’t racist. He hates all of you people.

Click the image above to view this week’s horribly offensive comic.

Tags: Asphalt,Conspiracy Theory,Matt,Misanthropy,Ozgur,Turkey,Webcomic
Categories: Art, Humor, Life
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