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I kid you not. The only thing I approve about Wal-Mart. I give it 2 popped collars!

Last weekend, we found our heroes Orlando Do’Urden, Bernard Shaw, Maki the Liar, and Bernard Shaw Jr, The Goblin, on a quest to recover an artifact of immense power.

Halfway through the adventure, our heroes were at a loss as to what to do with this elf chick that they had freed from the clutches of some spider monsters. They decided to do her, which was a terrible choice and our heroes wandered the wilderness forever. This led to much shouting. The next day our heroes continued and much merriment was had.

Sadly, this leg of the adventure saw the death of Maki the Liar to some horrible beast woman. Normally such a fate is only dreamed of, but it totally wasn’t like that. But no worries! After the rejoicing and stomping, and wearing of Maki’s spine as a necklace, the heroes encountered my new character, Crom Do’Urden. A bossy Dragonborn warlord with a penchant for eating people. Wherein Orlando Do’Urden asks the chained elf woman if she is horny, Crom Do’Urden tells the elf woman that she’s horny. With gusto.

“What happened next?” You ask? You didn’t? Oh well… Alright.

Anyway, enough about the imaginary antics of a group of heroes who all look like me. Onto some art! Lately I’ve been messing around with a combination of gouache, ink washes, and colored inks in place of black. I very much like the results. Here are a slew of studies, sketches and even a magazine commission. I’ll update this section as I scan them in. Enjoy!