The Bard » Beaming Rays of Goodness http://maki.page8productions.com The listless crooning of a highway minstrel. Tue, 25 Oct 2011 00:32:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Behold Your Squishy Eight Legged Savior/Destroyer http://maki.page8productions.com/archives/593 http://maki.page8productions.com/archives/593#comments Tue, 02 Sep 2008 01:20:12 +0000 Maki http://maki.page8productions.com/?p=593

Do you have a moment to talk about the Lord/Destroyer?

  • Have you been saved/mercilessly slaughtered?
  • Have you felt the loving/crushing embrace of his eight squishy arms? Have you felt the warmth/blinding pain of his sacred heart rays?
  • The Lord Giveth and the Lord Taketh Away, but mostly he Taketh and then Giveth something less good.
  • Salvation/damnation lies within the folds of his eight curling arms.
  • Submit yourself to him and he will forgive…himself for what he might do to you.
  • Meet his warm gaze and –WAIT DON’T GAZE INTO HIS GORGON EYES!!
  • He is the Lord, your savior/destroyer.
  • He is Octopus Jesus. Love him, as he Loves/Hates you.

Amen.

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