Old news by now, but the October Issue of Auxiliary Magazine is out featuring spooky halloween themed fashion tips, music reviews, and an interview with Doc Hammer of Venture Brothers fame! Auxiliary is run by friend/classmate/one-time-roommate Jennifer Link whose design and photography background lend to a beautifully constructed periodical. As usual, I contributed some frantic doodles this issue, which I posted below.  Click on the link above to view a definite up-and-coming alternative life/art/music/fashion magazine! 

 

BONUS: These should have been different posts, but I’ve been lackadaisical in my updates. Below are some sketches and recent entries into my facebook group ‘Ozgur’s Photoshop-Arama’ now affectionately known as OPA!!!!

 

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Whoever decided that sampling the Moldovian pop song Dragostea din tei (AKA The Numa Numa song) would make for good a hip hop track, needs to be shot. And shame on T.I. and Rhianna for going along with such garbage. I never want to hear an internet fad shuffled around in order to gain popularity because an artist isn’t talented enough to come up with anything better than a reference to another piece of work. In fact, stop sampling stuff all together. Come up with your own music and leave Kraftwerk alone.

“Keep Ted Turner and his goddamned Crayolas away from my movie.” -Orson Welles, on another lame ‘remix’ technique.

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Yeah, that’s how I’m feeling right now. No comics, no posts, not much new art. I know, I know. I’ve been an ultra douche . But I have excuses! Still recovering from various personal messes and an awesome weekend in the City of Brotherly Love. Full of booze, friends, and yes, more D&D. I can hardly contain myself. I mean it, I still feel like puking all that beer and pizza. Nnnghhh…

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I kid you not. The only thing I approve about Wal-Mart. I give it 2 popped collars!

Don’t hurl on me, bro.

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I was recently informed by my friend Lauren that when you Google ‘octopus jesus’, my page comes up first. VICTORY!! All hail our squishy eight-armed savior!!

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What is it with celebrities and the internet? How can you run a country/media empire without knowing basic internet concepts. Since I am a nice guy, here they are:

A) Don’t believe everything you read on the internet.

B) Don’t use your ZIP code as your ’secret question’

Had Oprah and Republican VP Candidate Sarah Palin followed my advice, they would have avoided making fools of themselves.

Here’s the goodness!

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