Behold Your Squishy Eight Legged Savior/Destroyer
Maki | September 1, 2008 9:20 pm
Do you have a moment to talk about the Lord/Destroyer?
- Have you been saved/mercilessly slaughtered?
- Have you felt the loving/crushing embrace of his eight squishy arms? Have you felt the warmth/blinding pain of his sacred heart rays?
- The Lord Giveth and the Lord Taketh Away, but mostly he Taketh and then Giveth something less good.
- Salvation/damnation lies within the folds of his eight curling arms.
- Submit yourself to him and he will forgive…himself for what he might do to you.
- Meet his warm gaze and –WAIT DON’T GAZE INTO HIS GORGON EYES!!
- He is the Lord, your savior/destroyer.
- He is Octopus Jesus. Love him, as he Loves/Hates you.
Amen.
If your lord exists then why can’t I get teh erekshuns?
Dear lord, In your name we pray;
blue and green robes on top of red skin,
please protect me and all of my kin;
yellow and orange rays that come from within,
not using all colors is surely a sin,
a halo and heart completes my design,
if I had sandals and socks I’d look mighty fine!
amen.
Care to comment?