Slow week? No, I’m Lazy

Oh man. Let me tell you. What day is today? WEDNESDAY? Sweet Velociraptor Jesus. I guess its technically Thursday already. Sweet weekend return me to thine embrace. I’m still recovering from LAST WEEKEND, a long, unproductive, yet delightfully hedonist trifecta of days that consisted of many things. Most are unmentionable, probably illegal, definitely illegal, hey where did that kid come from? and I will never give up the microfilm, you’ll have to shoot me.

Booze
Nadir
Pizza
Turkish Baths
Dungeons and Dragons

Woah that list got funky somewhere in the middle. What started as a goofy comment I left on one of Nadir’s posts as dark elf ranger Drizzt Do’Urden, ended up with me sitting around a table in the Bronx with a lawyer, a doctor, and Nadir, adventuring into a dark zombie infested crypt as Maki the Liar, Orlando Do’Urden, Bernard Shaw, and Bernard Shaw, the goblin. But thats a story for another post. Similarly, what started as a night at writer, comedian, and friend Ethan Kaye’s house talking about bad Turkish movies at a Monster Society Meeting, ended with Ethan, Nadir, and I sweating it out at a 10th Street Turkish Bath House. Which brings me to the subject of this post. Man boobs. No, seriously, its hanging brain. Ha! No no, I digress…

The purpose of this post was to plug another blog. One that has gone too long without being plugged. One that probably needs no plugging as it is the Wizard Magazine blog, written by Ethan. In fact, he should probably plug my blog in return. Seeing has his reader base is probably higher than six. Thousand. Enough talk though, I thoroughly implore you to check out this hilarious work of literature.

Feed Me A Kitten with Ethan Kaye