Got a haircut today in order to try to fight back the oppressive heat. While I feel a lot better, I think the barber took a little too much off the sides and perhaps, through no fault of his own, underestimated the fact that my hair shrugs off gravity until it reaches some planck length which tips it into behaving like normal people hair. Either way, I can't shake the feeling that I now look like Walter Sobchak.
On the bright side, it has a week to grow out before I will ever be photographed again (Wedding! Argh!) So I can always hope that a little time will even things out. Besides, it's not like anybody can ever call you a "Fat John Goodman" !
Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! HA HA HA HA HA!
….God Dammit. He really slimmed down.
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